Paint Me Like One of Your Dreamscapes
Some people stare at Starry Night and see timeless beauty.
You stare at it and wonder if that's where the next boss fight is hiding.
Inspired by one of history's most recognizable masterpieces and the surreal dreamscape aesthetic that gamers know all too well, this jersey lives somewhere between fine art and "I definitely shouldn't have gone in there alone."
The swirling sleeves bring gallery-worthy vibes. The bold "Skill Issues" across the chest brings you back to reality.
Because let's be honest—you weren't defeated by impossible odds.
You missed one dodge.
One.
Wear it while exploring strange worlds, surviving impossible encounters, or pretending your latest spectacular failure was simply "part of the artistic vision."
After all, every masterpiece starts with a few mistakes.
Some people call it art.
Your teammates call it a skill issue.
.: Material: 100% polyester
.: Seam thread color white or black automatically matched to design
.: Extra light fabric (4.13 oz/yd² (140g/m²))
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Printed size and care label
.: Classic fit
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width, in | 15.00 - 16.00 | 17.00 - 18.00 | 19.00 - 20.00 | 21.00 - 22.00 | 23.00 - 24.00 | 25.00 - 26.00 | 27.00 - 28.00 | 29.00 - 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve Length, in | 8.80 | 9.30 | 9.70 | 10.10 | 10.50 | 10.90 | 11.20 | 11.60 |
100% Polyester
This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
1x1 Ribbed collar and armholes
Allows the shirt to stretch as it's put on, afterwards the collar and armholes go back to their original size, leaving a well-fitted top
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs
Moisture wicking material
Transfers moisture away from your skin during any physical activity and keeps you cool
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.
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