Adulting Is Cold

Remember when your parents made you wear a hat because "you lose all your body heat through your head"?

Turns out they were mostly wrong.

But they were absolutely right that cold ears suck.

So here's the CodeEmergency Pom Beanie: classic branding, ridiculously soft, and topped with a pom because life's too short to take knitwear seriously. It's the perfect companion for winter walks, late-night food runs, watching your favorite streamer, or pretending you'll only be outside "for a minute."

The embroidered CodeEmergency logo keeps it clean. The oversized pom keeps it fun. Together, they say, "Yeah, I came prepared... against my own better judgment."

Wear it because it's warm. Keep it because it looks good. And if someone gives you grief for wearing a pom-pom?

They clearly peaked in middle school.

Product features
- 100% acrylic knit for durability and shape retention
- 12" (30.5 cm) knit height with 3" (7.6 cm) fold-over cuff
- Pom-pom on top for a playful, classic look
- One size fits most — comfortably stretches to fit
- Blank sourced from Vietnam; embroidered detail on cuff